Am a dog @borderdoggo@social.mochi.academy

We will put CBC back online for a short period of time for you to download your archive.

Stay tuned

So 2020 taught us:

• Don’t start camp fire in Australia when it’s 40+°C
• Wash your hands
• Wear masks in public
• Don’t procrastinate too much when your job is to move 2500 tons of explosive chemical from an urban area

Imagine your whole army get decimated all at once by a space virus

Before 2020: "Why are the Stormtroopers requested to wear their mask at all time, even in their own base? It doesn't make any sense. 😂😂😂"

After 2020: "OK I get it."

Never trust the French

Dear recruiter of the company X,

I have work force, knowledge and experience to sell.
See the attachment for a complete description.

If you are interested, we can conclude the sale in the form of a contract defining my availability for your company.

You can make offer in term of monthly or annually salary.

Best regards,
XXX

I’m unable to say "figured out" in english out loud :<

I shit you not there was no rain for 3 weeks in May and the authorities declared that the nation was experiencing it worse drought

It’s hot in Brussels.

I repeat: it is currently hot in Brussels.

We fucked the planet.

Why homeopathy companies don't sell homeopathic fuel for our cars claiming that it's 99.99% cleaner?

If fuel is made of dino remains, do you thing future archeologists who don't know what was a car will think that our Era was populated with metal monsters that ate dinosaurs?

Est-ce que vous pensez que les équipements, servers et services qui ne sont plus jamais maintenus mais que personne ne débranche dans les datacenters, que plus personne n’ose toucher parce que plus personne ne sait ce que c’est ou comment ça marche … tous ces trucs forment une communauté voire une civilisation autonome coupée de l’humanité ?

The truncated 300 words english.

Sometimes I feel like I can understand english pretty well and I can talk more or less fluently with my German, Flamish, Greek, Dutch, Spanish and Italian colleagues.

And then I try to understand people from South USA, London, Australia, …

Maybe we’re all talking some parallel standard english made for and by non english speakers just to understand each other.

I have even difficulties to understand my colleague from UK sometimes ​

Me late 2018: "Ô dear fortune teller, will I have a fursuit in the foreseeable future?"

Fortune teller: "Yes."

Fortune teller: "I mean… you’ll pay for it, then the Cathedral of Notre-Dame will burn immediately after, then Australia will nearly be wiped out by fire, then locust invasion in Africa, 3rd world war almost happen between Iran and the orange clown, then a global pandemic, you know…"

Fortune teller: "Yep, go furries"

La Belgique en ce moment.

À 22 h 55, Cyril Evans, l'opérateur radio du Californian, alors pris dans la glace à 20 milles (environ 36 km) au nord du Titanic, envoie un message à tous les navires alentour, parmi lesquels le Titanic : à bord de ce dernier, Jack Phillips, le radio-télégraphiste, reçoit le message. Il l'interrompt en lui disant «Moi aussi je suis dans la lutte, vous connaissez Linux ?»

Les pompiers luttèrent pendant des jours, 16h par jour pour maitriser ce feu.

Un homme s’approcha et leur dit «Moi aussi je suis dans la lutte, vous connaissez Linux ?»

Les personnels soignant débordés et sous payés manifestent leur mécontentement dans la rue.

Un homme s’approcha et leur dit «Moi aussi je suis dans la lutte, vous connaissez Linux ?»

Found on reddit 😋

At least I know I'll never buy an Ubisoft game again ​